You can become overexposed, suffer a humiliating brush with the law and seem lost, only to come back with a stable relationship with a Madden brother, a child and a relatively happy, classy existence.
Or you can become overexposed, suffer a humiliating brush with the law and seem lost, only to become more overexposed, lose a relationship with a Madden brother and continue a tacky, pointless existence with a “best friend” you had to find on a reality show.
Nicole 1, Paris 0.