Tag Archives: Celebrities

Hot Mess

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This is a publicity shot for Lindsay Lohan’s leggings line. Unfortunately, it looks like an outtake from a yet-to-be-produced film about the life of the stripper Vince Neil married back in the ’80s. BAngieB, please come get your girl!

Hollywood, You Should Be Ashamed of Yourselves

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For the past week, I’ve tried to understand why so many celebrities have lined up to support director Roman Polanski. Sure, he’s a talented artist who created Oscar-winning films. And yes, his wife and unborn child were brutally murdered 40 years ago by members of the Manson family. But here’s the thing: HE RAPED A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL. I don’t give a fuck if he found the cure for cancer after he finished, this man needs to go to jail. Because not only did he drug and rape a child (and don’t give me that “consensual sex” bullshit, as no 13-year-old child can truly consent to sex with a grown man, especially after he’s plied her with qualudes and champagne), he skipped bail and fled the country. So, he’s an ADMITTED child rapist, and a fugitive, and we should feel sorry for him? He’s the victim? I’m sorry, maybe I’m not as enlightened as his fellow “artistes,” because in my mind, that doesn’t make you a victim. It makes you a predator, and a felon, who should serve his time.

Screeching Idiot

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Wow, could Dustin Diamond’s book cover look more homemade? It looks like something he put together with Microsoft Paint.

Anywho, Screech of Saved By The Bell fame has dropped his “tell-all” about his former castmates. Some of his revelations: Continue reading

Mackenzie’s Secret

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Mackenzie Phillips has a new memoir out today, High on Arrival, that documents her turbulent life and struggles with substance abuse. But the big bombshell, which she’ll discuss on Oprah today, is something that has me (and the rest of America) completely horrified and disgusted: she had sex with her father, musician John Phillips. Continue reading

I’m Thinking Klassy with a “K”

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When Sibling Rivalry Goes Very Wrong

khloe-kardashian-240First Kourtney Kardashian got knocked up by her on-again-off-again boyfriend (and didn’t she catch him cheating on their show?). Now Khloe Kardashian is marrying her boyfriend, NBA player Lamar Odom. The two have been dating for a month, and they’re getting married this weekend. I don’t know, maybe I’m too cynical, but doesn’t this all just reek of sibling one-upmanship? Is this their way of getting out of sister Kim’s shadow?