Tag Archives: Parenting

Telling It Like It Is

alg_jon-gosselin_long.0.0.0x0.400x455I’ve expressed my disdain for Jon Gosselin and his class-less behavior here before, but Jezebel’s amazing Hortense hit the nail on the head about this douchebag, so I just thought I’d share.


Nas: Keepin’ It Klassy


Singer Kelis gave birth to a son, Knight Jones, last night in New York. And where was the father, her soon-to-be ex-husband, rapper Nas? Too drunk to come inside the hospital. Guess we know who won’t be winning father of the year any time soon!

Hot Mama

sealheidiklumpregnantHeidi Klum has confirmed she’s pregnant with her fourth child. She and husband, Seal, have a son and daughter together, and Klum has a daughter from a previous relationship. I love these two–they seem like such a fun, loving couple. So I’m very happy for them–congrats!

Levi’s Apparently Not a Good Fit

bristol_palinIf you chose “0 Months” in the “How long will Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston’s forced union last?” pool, you’re a winner! The two announced they broke up this week. Does this mean Sarah Palin’s first grandchild is a bastard? How very Joe Sixpack!

Baby on Board

joel_nicoleNicole Ritchie and Joel Madden announced they’re expecting their second child. The two are already parents to daughter Harlow, 1. Congrats!

Oh, Baby!

1128193398_9429Little Violet Affleck has a new baby sister. People.com‘s reporting that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck welcomed their second child, a daughter, Tuesday in Los Angeles. So far, the child’s name has not been released. Congrats!

Abstinence-Only Education Brings You…

McCain 2008 Republican Convention…Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, son of Bristol Palin and grandson of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. The baby was born yesterday in Palmer, Alaska. Apparently, Bristol was watching a lot of ’80s teen movies during her pregnancy, cause that kid’s name just reeks of “rich asshole villain from an ’80s high school comedy.” But then again, considering the names of her brothers, the kid’s just lucky he didn’t end up named Geometry or Hurdle.