Tag Archives: Lindsay Lohan

Hot Mess

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This is a publicity shot for Lindsay Lohan’s leggings line. Unfortunately, it looks like an outtake from a yet-to-be-produced film about the life of the stripper Vince Neil married back in the ’80s. BAngieB, please come get your girl!

Happy Birthday, LiLo

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Lindsay Lohan turns 23 today. And based on this recent photo, I wish her these things for her special day:

  • First and foremost, I wish Lindsay a style change so that she no longer looks like a trailer park slut on vacation at Myrtle Beach.
  • I wish Lindsay some stability in her life, and friends who genuinely care about her, and aren’t just in it for themselves.
  • I wish Lindsay the self-esteem to realize she deserves more than this.
  • I wish Lindsay the soundness of mind to return to work so that she can make the most of her acting talent.
  • I wish Lindsay a weekend in the loving, motherly embrace of BAngieB, who’d certainly soothe and protect her pretty, pretty girl.

It’s Back On

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That’s if Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter is to be believed.

Hot Mess

Lindsay Lohan Heading To A Business MeetingI’m considering this a cry for help. Because there’s absolutely no other reason to wear one of those hideous, early-1990s bubble suits. BAngieB, please come get your PPG. She needs you!

This Will Be An Everlasting Love

You know what I like about Lindsay Lohan? She’s not afraid to poke fun at herself.

When It’s Over

wi_ronson_070531_msI’m sad cause Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson broke up. And apparently, it was ugly. So ugly that Sam’s family’s making her promise it’s over for good. Maybe it’s for the best?

Tan-tastic

lindsay_lohan_300x400After launching a successful line of leggings last year, Lindsay Lohan is taking another thing she’s known for–spray tans–and marketing them herself. Lohan teamed up with spray tanner Lorit Simon to create a line of tanners available at Sephora. The picture above is one of the ads touting the line. Continue reading