Tag Archives: Idiots

Grace Under Fire

OK, I normally cannot stand Nancy Grace. And admittedly, this round-table from The Insider is totally ridiculous. However, Nancy Grace busting Jon Gosselin’s ass on national television is fucking hilarious and awesome.

Star Burst

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With Kanye West’s inappropriate display at the MTV Video Music Awards last night, and Serena William’s blow-up at the U.S. Open this past weekend, all hot on the heels of Joe Wilson’s little taunt during the president’s speech, I have to wonder: Is the inappropriate outburst the new sex tape? Instead of getting caught doing the nasty on film, will celebrities, athletes and politicians instead gain the spotlight by acting like belligerent assholes? In a time of shrieking nuts at town halls, blowhards bellowing on cable news and bloggers screaming at us with their caps lock, can’t we all agree that what this country needs is a little decorum and perhaps some manners?

People Who Should STFU

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Way to look like a total disrespectful asshole, Rep. Joe Wilson. You succeeded in cheapening the discourse and making your side look like a bunch of lunatics. Hope you’re proud!

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I’m sure Kate was super-mean to you. But trashing her publicly and talking about how much you love your new girlfriend is hella assy considering Kate is the mother of your eight children. Remember them? Those little meal tickets that afforded you this mid-life d-bag extravaganza? I’m sure it will do them a world of good to hear their father saying how much he despises their mother on national television.

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And of course, this list wouldn’t be complete without Speidi. No one wants to hear the moronic ramblings of either of them, and we certainly don’t want to hear Heidi continue trying to “sing.”

STFU!

Stupid Email Hall of Fame

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We all get them: stupid email forwards. Misguided (or just plain idiotic) friends, relatives and coworkers forward us stuff that promises to be “hilarious” or “amazing,” when it’s actually so damn stupid, you want to reach through the computer and strangle them for sending it to you. These emails belong in the Stupid Email Hall of Fame. A well-meaning relative sent this one to me a few weeks ago: Continue reading

Stupid Questions

6a00d8341c54e653ef0115705f1e63970b-800wiHere’s a question: How does a woman, whose grasp on the English language proves tenuous at best, get a book deal?

Stupid Email Hall of Fame

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We all get them: stupid email forwards. Misguided (or just plain idiotic) friends, relatives and coworkers forward us stuff that promises to be “hilarious” or “amazing,” when it’s actually so damn stupid, you want to reach through the computer and strangle them for sending it to you. These emails belong in the Stupid Email Hall of Fame. This week’s email is a doozy, courtesy of my boyfriend’s right-winger friend: Continue reading

Stupid Email Hall of Fame

crash_teas22We all get them: stupid email forwards. Misguided (or just plain idiotic) friends, relatives and coworkers forward us stuff that promises to be “hilarious” or “amazing,” when it’s actually so damn stupid, you want to reach through the computer and strangle them for sending it to you. These emails belong in the Stupid Email Hall of Fame. This week’s edition comes from my pal, Nadarine: Continue reading