Tag Archives: Douchebags

Telling It Like It Is

alg_jon-gosselin_long.0.0.0x0.400x455I’ve expressed my disdain for Jon Gosselin and his class-less behavior here before, but Jezebel’s amazing Hortense hit the nail on the head about this douchebag, so I just thought I’d share.

Who Asked You?

fred-durst-limp-bizkitIn a truly pathetic attempt at relevance, former Limp Biskit front man Fred Durst is speaking out about his alleged affair with Britney Spears–in 2003. Continue reading

The Brady Bunch

gisele-and-tom-bradySupermodel Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady tied the knot this past weekend in Santa Monica. Normally I’d say congrats, but I think Brady’s an insufferable douche, and the fact that these two got together after he dumped his pregnant girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan, still pisses me off. So for them, the best I can muster is an unenthusiastic “meh.”

Mama Says Knock You Out

speidivuittonmomIn news that comes as a shock to no one, Heidi Montag’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff, is less than thrilled her dingbat daughter married douche of the century, Spencer Pratt. Continue reading

I’m John McCain, And I Really Don’t Get It

WOW. Have you guys seen McCain’s latest negative ad? He had the audacity to compare Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Have a look:

(Y’all have no idea how much it pains me to link to something connected to this douchebag’s campaign)

You have got to be fucking kidding me, McCain! What are you gonna do next? Compare him to Angelina Jolie because his family includes Africans? This smacks of desperation and makes McCain look like the pissy nerd running against the quarterback of the football team for student body president. You’d think at age 253 he’d be above all that high school shit. Apparently not. Epic FAIL John, EPIC FAIL.