Tag Archives: Crime

Hollywood, You Should Be Ashamed of Yourselves

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For the past week, I’ve tried to understand why so many celebrities have lined up to support director Roman Polanski. Sure, he’s a talented artist who created Oscar-winning films. And yes, his wife and unborn child were brutally murdered 40 years ago by members of the Manson family. But here’s the thing: HE RAPED A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL. I don’t give a fuck if he found the cure for cancer after he finished, this man needs to go to jail. Because not only did he drug and rape a child (and don’t give me that “consensual sex” bullshit, as no 13-year-old child can truly consent to sex with a grown man, especially after he’s plied her with qualudes and champagne), he skipped bail and fled the country. So, he’s an ADMITTED child rapist, and a fugitive, and we should feel sorry for him? He’s the victim? I’m sorry, maybe I’m not as enlightened as his fellow “artistes,” because in my mind, that doesn’t make you a victim. It makes you a predator, and a felon, who should serve his time.

Mackenzie’s Secret

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Mackenzie Phillips has a new memoir out today, High on Arrival, that documents her turbulent life and struggles with substance abuse. But the big bombshell, which she’ll discuss on Oprah today, is something that has me (and the rest of America) completely horrified and disgusted: she had sex with her father, musician John Phillips. Continue reading

You Stay Klassy, Hulk Hogan

news3_0Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone he could “totally understand” OJ Simpson now that he’s gone through a bitter divorce. In the article he says:

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife …I totally understand O.J. I get it.”

Real nice. Cause Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman totally had it coming. And I guess Linda and her new boyfriend do too. I love how he conveniently leaves out the part where he’s dating some sweet young thing who happens to look exactly like his daughter (EW!). What a fucking dipshit he is.

Stupid Email Hall of Fame

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We all get them: stupid email forwards. Misguided (or just plain idiotic) friends, relatives and coworkers forward us stuff that promises to be “hilarious” or “amazing,” when it’s actually so damn stupid, you want to reach through the computer and strangle them for sending it to you. These emails belong in the Stupid Email Hall of Fame. I received this week’s edition recently, and I was intrigued, mostly because of the last statement. Have a look: Continue reading

You’re Gonna Love My Nuts

0327092sham1awmJust when you thought Friday couldn’t get any freakier, ShamWow Vince gets arrested for beating up a hooker. Yeah, looks like ol’ Vince took Slap Chop to a whole new level!

Live Your Life

ap_ti_080328_msRapper T.I. was sentenced in an Atlanta courtroom today to a year and a day in prison, and ordered  to pay a $100,300 fine on weapons charges related to purchasing machine guns and silencers. Upon sentencing, he said: Continue reading