Tag Archives: Children

Grace Under Fire

OK, I normally cannot stand Nancy Grace. And admittedly, this round-table from The Insider is totally ridiculous. However, Nancy Grace busting Jon Gosselin’s ass on national television is fucking hilarious and awesome.

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Telling It Like It Is

alg_jon-gosselin_long.0.0.0x0.400x455I’ve expressed my disdain for Jon Gosselin and his class-less behavior here before, but Jezebel’s amazing Hortense hit the nail on the head about this douchebag, so I just thought I’d share.

Mama, Don’t Preach

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How adorable is Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes, dressed as her mom from the “Like a Virgin” days? See more mother-daughter pics from the concert here.

Hot Mess

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Guys? Can I have a grandma moment? Miley Cyrus is 16. 16! Why is she dressed like a cheap hooker imitating ’80s Madonna? I mean, we are 1/2 an inch of fabric from seeing her Hanna Montana! That ain’t right. You know what else ain’t right? Continue reading

Nas: Keepin’ It Klassy

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Singer Kelis gave birth to a son, Knight Jones, last night in New York. And where was the father, her soon-to-be ex-husband, rapper Nas? Too drunk to come inside the hospital. Guess we know who won’t be winning father of the year any time soon!

Brady-B√ľndchen Baby on Board

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Yep, Gisele’s preggers. I’d normally say congrats, but I don’t particularly care for these two, especially that douchebag, Tom Brady. After that whole Bridget Moynahan thing, and all his NFL cheating, he can pretty much suck it.

Jon & Kate Plus Fame

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OK. I didn’t want to comment on this story, mostly because I don’t give a shit. But everywhere I turn, I see these people and so I must say my piece. I don’t give a fuck who cheated on whom. I don’t care what it means for your show, your fame, or your ego. There are children involved here (eight, to be exact) and instead of worrying about your show, your career or your image, you need to worry about them. You need to stop talking to People and Us and whoever else will put you on their cover/show. You need to talk to a counselor, you need to talk to each other, you need to talk to your family. Because you know what? Selling your soul and fame whoring until it destroys your family isn’t worth the fleeting attention and money it brings you. Just ask those eight kids who got you all this in the first place.