Category Archives: Media

Star Burst


With Kanye West’s inappropriate display at the MTV Video Music Awards last night, and Serena William’s blow-up at the U.S. Open this past weekend, all hot on the heels of Joe Wilson’s little taunt during the president’s speech, I have to wonder: Is the inappropriate outburst the new sex tape? Instead of getting caught doing the nasty on film, will celebrities, athletes and politicians instead gain the spotlight by acting like belligerent assholes? In a time of shrieking nuts at town halls, blowhards bellowing on cable news and bloggers screaming at us with their caps lock, can’t we all agree that what this country needs is a little decorum and perhaps some manners?

Don’t Mess With Bill


Photo: Jonathan Alcorn, for the New York Times.

No matter what you may think about former President Bill Clinton, what he did this week was absolutely amazing.

And all those assholes out there saying it was a mistake, and that he’s opened a can of worms with North Korea, can suck it. It’s really easy to be critical from the comfort of your own home/office, knowing you’ll see your family tonight.

Real Housewife of Delusion


The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak recently spoke to People, comparing her newfound “fame” to that of Britney Spears and Michael Jackson. She says:  Continue reading

Jessica Simpson: The New Jennifer Aniston?


With Jessica Simpson’s recent breakup with Dallas Cowboys QB, Tony Romo, the tabloids have plastered her all over their covers, lamenting how she got dumped. Other mags and websites have thrown up photo galleries and theories on why the pair split. And all this attention has me wondering—Is Jessica the new (B-List) Jennifer Aniston? Continue reading

You Stay Klassy, OK!


This right here is why tabloids need to go away. What a disgusting, invasive, exploitative cover. The man could possibly be dead in this picture, and you choose to put it on your cover? Wow. It really doesn’t get much lower than that.

Stupid Email Hall of Fame


We all get them: stupid email forwards. Misguided (or just plain idiotic) friends, relatives and coworkers forward us stuff that promises to be “hilarious” or “amazing,” when it’s actually so damn stupid, you want to reach through the computer and strangle them for sending it to you. These emails belong in the Stupid Email Hall of Fame. This week’s email is a doozy, courtesy of my boyfriend’s right-winger friend: Continue reading