Barbie’s Twilight Years

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Ugh. Mattel’s releasing Twilight dolls this fall, with Barbie and Ken replicas of Edward and Bella. I guess these two would be the antithesis of Malibu Barbie and Ken.

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4 responses to “Barbie’s Twilight Years

  1. It’s gonna be a real tragedy when they get to the fourth book and realize neither of them have the parts to consummate the marriage and leave her pregnant with a devil-baby.

  2. i think he can be a LITTLE paler.

  3. I have Mulder and Scully Barbie and Ken. I’m much cooler than anyone who would buy these things.

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