With Jessica Simpson’s recent breakup with Dallas Cowboys QB, Tony Romo, the tabloids have plastered her all over their covers, lamenting how she got dumped. Other mags and websites have thrown up photo galleries and theories on why the pair split. And all this attention has me wondering—Is Jessica the new (B-List) Jennifer Aniston?
Like, this here from People.com. “The Way They Were?” Really? Was this relationship important enough to garner its own photo retrospective? And you know, it kind of reminds me of something…
Here’s the latest In Touch, featuring the kind headline, “Jessica Dumped Again.” Where have I seen this before?
Oh yeah, on The Insider! I love how they have a link for full coverage of Jennifer Aniston getting dumped. Doesn’t that sound like a nightmare sequence from an ’80s teen movie?
Here’s this week’s Us Weekly, speculating that since both Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey recently broke up with their significant others, it must mean they’ll get back together. Kinda like this…
I predict this the first in a long line of Newlyweds reconciliation covers.
Finally, this week’s Star has a vaguely familiar theme…
Just flip-flop who gets the lead story, and you’re done! Easy peasy!
Seriously though, I hope Jessica’s not the latest in the whole “poor, lonely single gal” trend the tabloids have going with Jennifer Aniston. Honestly, if we could kill that altogether, let Jen and Jess and any other single or recently split woman in Hollywood be, I’d be most appreciative. I mean, hey, George Clooney hasn’t had a girlfriend in months! And he’s in his 40s! The horror! Where’s his “Lonely George” cover?