Lindsay Lohan turns 23 today. And based on this recent photo, I wish her these things for her special day:
- First and foremost, I wish Lindsay a style change so that she no longer looks like a trailer park slut on vacation at Myrtle Beach.
- I wish Lindsay some stability in her life, and friends who genuinely care about her, and aren’t just in it for themselves.
- I wish Lindsay the self-esteem to realize she deserves more than this.
- I wish Lindsay the soundness of mind to return to work so that she can make the most of her acting talent.
- I wish Lindsay a weekend in the loving, motherly embrace of BAngieB, who’d certainly soothe and protect her pretty, pretty girl.