Stupid Email Hall of Fame

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We all get them: stupid email forwards. Misguided (or just plain idiotic) friends, relatives and coworkers forward us stuff that promises to be “hilarious” or “amazing,” when it’s actually so damn stupid, you want to reach through the computer and strangle them for sending it to you. These emails belong in the Stupid Email Hall of Fame. This week’s installment came from my well-meaning aunt. And it made me literally laugh out loud:

Blue Fridays.

Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing blue every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the ‘silent majority’ We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing.

Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday — and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar, will wear something blue. By word of mouth, press, TV — let’s make the United States on every Friday a sea of blue much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends, and family, it will not be long before the USA is covered in BLUE and it will let our troops know the once ‘silent’ majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on. The first thing a soldier says when asked ‘What can we do to make things better for you?’ is .’We need your support and your prayers.’ Let’s get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example, and wear something blue every Friday.

IF YOU AGREE — THEN SEND THIS ON..

IF YOU COULDN’T CARE LESS — THEN HIT THE DELETE BUTTON.

IT IS YOUR CHOICE.

Sound familiar? That’s right, it’s the old “Red Fridays” email, but this time, it’s urging you to wear blue on Fridays to support the troops. This just goes to show how completely pointless emails like this are. Do not forward them! Stop the inane spam!

And just to make sure I’m covered, I’ll be wrapping myself in a flag on Fridays from now on. I’m sure the troops will appreciate that.

Have you received something like this? Or does this email pale in comparison to some of the stupid crap you’ve received? If so, forward those dumb emails to bubblegumculture@gmail.com. We’ll mock and debunk (if necessary) these stupid emails every Wednesday.

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2 responses to “Stupid Email Hall of Fame

  1. YES YES YES

    I get these all the time. They tease you with promises of awesomeness, only to dash those promises on the rocks of overwhelming stupidity.

    This is a classic example. Well done on the post. I guess what I wonder most, after having read the email you featured here, is how my wearing blue has any chance what-so-ever of being “deafening”. And also how emails like this can possibly be defined as anything other than “overbearing”.

  2. You’re gonna need a cross to go with that flag, Dorothy. Otherwise you hate Jesus. It’s a scientific fact proven by crappy e-mails!

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