This is Phoebe Price. What she does, other than showing up at stuff in horrific outfits, is a complete mystery. Yet, somehow she always ends up on a red carpet. Go Fug Yourself has a great post on her Cannes wardrobe (including this frock here). And while I could go on for days about her clothes, are y’all seeing that tanning disaster that I’m seeing? It’s like she couldn’t afford a whole spray tan, so she just had them spray the tops of her arms orange. WTF?