w9o6x6p_largeI’m sure the tabloids will have a whole slew of new “Jen’s Tears” covers next week as she and John Mayer broke up again. I just don’t think I can roll my eyes hard enough at their lame obsession with her being the desperate-lonely-single girl. Maybe she’s the love-em-and-leave-em-bangin’-hot-younger-dudes girl. Ever think of that, Star?


4 responses to “Off-Again

  1. AGreenEyeDevil

    Maybe they’ll take a clue and go w/your theory!

  2. John’s twitters were really depressed recently, and when I saw that they’d broken up, it all made sense.

    I’m waiting for the JOHN’S TEARS ON HIS GUITAR cover. He’s the one who fell asleep playing the guitar in his closet.

    • @bangmaster: Thank you! What we have here are two people doing essentially the same thing–serial dating. Only John gets called a “stud” or a “playboy” while Jen is “desperate” and “lonely.” It just pisses me off to no end.

  3. @dorothyzbornak : no, no, he comes off as “douchey” and “desperate” too.

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