Spam-a-rama

spam_1Every day I check through the comments, approving new commenters (Hii! Welcome!) and deleting spam. Usually it’s just a bunch of unreadable mess, but this one today made me chuckle:

” amateur foot photos
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I think my favorites are “amateur foot photos” (what qualifies a foot as “professional?”) and “fuck me up the arse” (who doesn’t want to hear those words screamed out in the throes of passion?).

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4 responses to “Spam-a-rama

  1. Ohhhhh, tell me more about this amateur directory index jpg parent. It’s making me hot.

  2. i hate it when mom gets drunk..

  3. Nice try Lisa Kudrow. Keep your dream of a Friends movie alive.

  4. At least they aren’t amateur photos of large anal dildos.

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