Last night’s Academy Awards included some amazing fashion choices. I mean, how fab did Kate Winslet look? Was Amy Adams gorgeous in that hot red dress or what? But then, there were the misses. And hoo-boy, did some of them miss by a mile. Like our pal Mickey Rourke, here. God bless him, the man’s been through a lot. But he’s a fighter! He’s the comeback kid! And yet, he still doesn’t have a stylist to tell him to stop dressing like some kind of pimp/cowboy hybrid. But the Mickster wasn’t alone. Here are a few more horrific looks from last night: Is Beyonce trying to avoid that Etta James beatdown by blending in with the couch and drapes?
Look, I know Tilda Swinton is amazing and badass and what-not. I get that. What I don’t get is why she’s wearing a color that makes her lovely pale skin look like that of a corpse. Not to mention the shape of that top (or whatever it is) is about as unflattering as it can be.
Hold the fuck up, is that a BUTT BOW?
Now you may be wondering why this lovely young woman is on my WTF? list. Her dress is elegant and lovely, her hair is flattering and her makeup natural. But take a closer look kiddies. You know who that is?
Oh, Baby, WTF happened to you? I know she got some plastic surgery back in the ’90s, but it looks as though she’s had more. She doesn’t look like herself at all. Makes me sad, y’all.