Happy New Year! I thought I’d start 2009 with a fun little game we’ve all played: The Top Five Celebrities Game. Pick the top five celebrities you’d most like to get down and dirty with (just don’t laminate your list, or you could end up embarrassed). Here’s my Top 5:
5. Daniel Craig
There’s really no need to explain this one: The picture above says it all.
4. George Clooney
Clooney’s the type of guy who winds up on everyone’s list. He’s handsome in a very obvious, Cary Grant kind of way–and just keeps getting more so with age. But stunning looks aside, I love him because he’s a jokester, the kind of guy you’d like to go drinking with, who’s slightly self-deprecating and quick with a smart-ass remark. Also, he played fucking Booker on Roseanne and he guest starred on The Golden Girls. That alone endears me to him forever.
3. Anderson Cooper
Yeah, I know, he’s allegedly gay. But I so don’t care. He’s got a big, hot brain under that head of gorgeous silver hair. And he also seems to have a sense of humor about himself, which is pretty much requisite when you’re an heir who started his TV career hosting The Mole.
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
Sweet mother of God, I am hot for this man. Seriously, look at him. He’s sexy and smart and a little dangerous. He’s been in and out of jail and rehab, and still manages to be smoking hot, not to mention amazingly talented. He’s the reason I had any interest at all in seeing Ironman (which actually ended up being pretty good), and I even felt myself getting all hot and bothered watching him in that ridiculous blackface in Tropic Thunder. I’m just praying for some nude scenes in the next Ironman (or any film he’s in, for that matter).
1. Stephen Colbert
Guys, sometimes it’s all I can do not to scream like a silly teenager when I watch The Colbert Report. I realize that Stephen is not your classic Hollywood heartthrob, but that’s what makes him even hotter to me. Sure, he’s kind of dorky, but he’s also a fucking genius. From his “Better Know a District” interviews making a mockery of some of Congress’ biggest idiots to nailing Bill O’Reilly on his own show to having the balls to call out George Bush to his face (and in front of a host of his peers and newspeople) at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Stephen’s got the charisma and intelligence to take on anyone. And that’s not all: I love his wonky ear, I love his glasses, I love that he’s from the South, I love that he’s tall. I love, love, love Stephen Colbert!
So, there’s my five. Who’s on your list?