Welcome back! I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday! I know you were all so good this year, so I’m sure Santa treated you in kind. I know he was good to me. Anyway, I had some down time which was spent watching lots of great trash TV. During all that TV viewing, I was introduced to several products that I’m thankful I didn’t find in my stocking this year. You thought the Obama coins and collector plate were bad? You don’t know the half of it:
“These look like designer sunglasses, and they go from $200 up to $400.” ORLY? If by designer sunglasses you mean granny cataracts glasses, then yes. Also, this could quite possibly be the worst acting in a crappy as-seen-on-TV product commercial, EVER.
That poor guy! His wife is such a cunt! Thank goodness he got a Listen Up so he can enjoy a good porn after her bitchy ass goes to sleep.
Funny story about this one: My dad actually ordered a My Lil’ Reminder. But they sent him 10 of them and tried to charge him for them, when he only ordered 1. He ended up calling them and cussing out their poor customer service representative.
Look who it is! The Listen Up guy! And it looks like he’s ditched his nagging wife in favor of a Snuggie. Now he can keep the TV as loud as he likes. Win!
Of course, you know this only barely scrapes the surface of crap as-seen-on-TV products. What are your favorites?