Summer’s the time for romance and flings, so I’d like to take a moment to check in on some of Hollywood’s current couples. First up, a couple so boring, I totally forgot they’re even dating:
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
These two are still together? Who knew? I guess I was too busy snoozing, because they’re so dull, to even notice. Next up, the couple most likely to be mistaken as a brother and sister:
Adrien Grenier and Isabel Lucas
Seriously, don’t these two look related? I wonder if he’s dating her because she’s the closest he can get to dating himself without it getting too weird.
Finally, we have my absolute favorite Hollywood couple out there right now. They’re young, they’re in love, and from the looks of it, really happy and having lots of fun together:
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
Seriously, could these two be any cuter? I’m so glad Linds has found someone nice who’s interested in her as a person, and not likely to use her to gain their 15 minutes of fame (Sam doesn’t need any help as she’s a pretty accomplished DJ and musician from a family of accomplished musicians). Ah, summer love. I hope this one lasts the whole year through (and then some).