Hot Mess

Image courtesy of Reuters

Oh, Pam. If marrying Paris Hilton’s disease-infested ex, Rick Solomon, for about five minutes doesn’t get you the attention you desire, there’s no need to pose on Australian TV like one of my childhood Barbies during behind-the-couch sex.


3 responses to “Hot Mess

  1. myrtlebeachbum

    I believe that Angie’s Inappropriately Young Lover has dubbed it “scissor sex.” Regardless of what we call it , we can all agree that Pam is too old to try to pull a Barbie on us.

  2. dorothyzbornak

    Ha, have you seen that episode of South Park with the “scissor sex?” It’s hilarious, especially when Mrs. Garrison (who’s decided she’s a lesbian, after getting a sex change to become a woman) yells out “scissor me timbers, we’re scissoring!”

  3. myrtlebeachbum

    No, but I must find it now.

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