Dear Mama

After being pregnant for what seemed like about four years, Nicole Kidman gave birth to her daughter, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, this morning in Nashville, according to The baby, whose father is Kidman’s hubby and country crooner Keith Urban, weighed in at 6 lbs., 7.5 oz. Kidman already has two children, Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13, with ex-husband Tom Cruise.

I’m happy for Nicole, one because she just became a mama again, but also, because she became a mama without looney tunes Cruise shoving Scientology down the baby’s throat as he cuts the umbilical cord. I can only imagine what it would be like to have that couch-jumping robot calling on the divine powers of L. Ron Hubbard to see you through the painful throes of labor.

Oh yeah, and Nashville, FTW. You may be Aussies, Keith and Nicole, but your baby is a Southerner!


3 responses to “Dear Mama

  1. dorothyzbornak

    Dude, how can you like Tom Cruise? He’s nuts!

  2. myrtlebeachbum

    Fuck yeah, Tennessee baby! She’s gonna be a mix of Bowling, BangieB, and MEEEEEEEEE!

    I’m also SO with you on good wishes for Nic. Everyone deserves some say in how they raise their kid. I’m talking to you, TOM.

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